24
Apr
13

Sometimes it’s just fun to be a whore

Oh it is! I love it! Though I guess I’m really just a slut since I don’t get paid!

For whatever weird reason – perhaps because I blogged twice yesterday – I am having a near-record day for blog hits & stats. This actually makes me feel great and I was feeling rather blue, wasn’t I?

Funny enough, I got a text this afternoon from R30 (Soup Can Man) asking how his sex goddess was doing. I had to laugh because I had just made this R40 entry last night and decided that nicknames needed to be added to avoid confusion. R40 is Dancing Doctor Who. We exchanged some texts today too but nothing mushy or flirty. The next two days are supposed to be glorious and I want to ask him to do something but I already feel like I may have overwhelmed him with my personality and nervous monologuing.

No word from P29/Brad Pitt at all – even when I messaged that I hoped he was feeling better. So we’re back to that I guess. Bummer.

Anyway, enough whinging! I acknowledge and validate my feelings, but I also recognize that my social life is much better than most and keeps me engaged, happy & sexually satisfied for the most part. In other words, I have little to complain about overall.

Meanwhile, I am being a total whore right this minute – I’m doing a new blog entry just so you will look at it, read it & push my stats up over the top to a new, record-breaking day.

I love you guys! Be good to each other!

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